chillwerewolf:

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

(via cloudbusting85)

imp:

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

(via hydratedbitch)

hyperlesbiandrifter:

ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on

(Source: vendeluxe, via softfeatures)

1ks:

the rumours are true… i have a soft heart

(via theblasianbarbie)

futurebeefcake:

octoprius:

futurebeefcake:

futurebeefcake:

futurebeefcake:

what kind of power move could I make towards my new therapist?

* takes a notepad and takes notes whenever they take notes *

* eats the paper at the end of the session *

this is why y’all are in therapy

(via hydratedbitch)

factsmyguy:

remember yall dont know me

(via firesigh-deactivated20181118)

yourbigsisnissi:

daily-showerthoughts:

Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

(via thechamberofsecrets)

equalistmako:

“What are your standards?”

(via firesigh-deactivated20181118)

cumprise:

Hope you not stalking my shit hoping my life sucks cause shit is going great bitch! Choke!

(via firesigh-deactivated20181118)

ray-winters-sings:

barbes-rochechouart:

oksigh:

Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.

And sometimes you Miss Vaaaanjie

this is why we don’t have rights

(Source: recognizes, via firesigh-deactivated20181118)

claryfightwood:

honestly life’s too short to not cry about stupid shit like sometimes you just gotta fling yourself onto your bed and burst into tears, cleanse ur little heavy heart

(Source: seashellronan, via roseys-deactivated20181203)

frodobell:

Corporations: we’d like to wish you a happy Earth Day!

Me:

(via hydratedbitch)

mement0mori:

I live for that random “I love you” and “I miss you” kind of texts. It’s nice when someone thinks about you and lets you know

(Source: mementt0mori, via federalbureauofislam)

witchgays:

u can be nb and still call yourself boyfriend/girlfriend or still like being called boy/girl/any gendered term because guess what???? gender is fake and so is language and that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth

(via firesigh-deactivated20181118)

898:

hold on! hold on! hold on! you’re- HOLD ON!  her sister was a witch. right? and what was HER sister? a PRINCESS! tHe wiCkEd wiTcH oF tHe eAsT, bRo. you’re gonna look at me and you’re gonna tell me that im WRONG? am i WROOONG? she wore a CROWN and she came down in a BUBBLE, dawg! grow up, bro. grow up.